New cat under car images on Photobucket

cat under car

dianamarinova — Tue, 9 Nov 2010 17:48:00 MST

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Cat under car

msaboring — Sun, 10 May 2009 10:05:00 MDT

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under ur car

kaeli — Fri, 8 May 2009 15:48:00 MDT

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cat under car

A_Iacobucci — Sun, 2 Aug 2009 22:54:00 MDT

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cat hangin under car

Lovemy77camaro — Sun, 10 May 2009 09:44:00 MDT

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Evil_Pat — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:56:00 MDT

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cat under car

abbas89private — Sun, 3 Jun 2012 01:36:00 MDT

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Cat under a car again

kajap_aja — Wed, 13 May 2009 08:08:00 MDT

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The same cat likes to take shelter under the same car 29th March 2009

Tux Cat Under a Car Panama City Republic of Panama

kh2hb-guam — Thu, 9 Dec 2010 17:02:00 MST

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Tux Cat Under a Car Panama City Republic of Panama

spottie cat under the car

bmr1124 — Sun, 10 May 2009 10:54:00 MDT

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Enlarge photo to see cat under car

gmholler — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:02:00 MST

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Enlarge the picture - there is a cat under the car

gmholler — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:00:00 MST

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cat under car

sweet_butterflygrl — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:23:00 MDT

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look closely

Try to get a cat to come out from under a car

shanellno5 — Fri, 8 May 2009 10:10:00 MDT

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Car Cat

mulestang — Wed, 7 Jul 2010 06:43:00 MDT

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Cat is under my car every morning

The sleeping cat

kajap_aja — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:35:00 MDT

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HDR image of a sleeping cat under a car

cat that sits under my car

jayotch — Wed, 2 Nov 2011 16:52:00 MDT

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cat that sits under my car

Cat

Juggalo_666_Hell — Sun, 10 May 2009 11:45:00 MDT

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Here is the cat That is how it came out from under the car oily and greasy

Tux Cat under Car Panama City Republic of Panama

kh2hb-guam — Thu, 9 Dec 2010 18:45:00 MST

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Tux Cat Under a Car Panama City Republic of Panama

1 First Sight hiding under my car

thesavannahmorgan — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:18:00 MDT

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A cat sleeping under some guys carLOL stupid cat

Weyandts88 — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 10:55:00 MST

A cat sleeping under some guys carLOL stupid cat - 288698_139565522851187_1291528368_o.jpg

waiting for the cat to come out from under my car

leishanelms — Sat, 9 May 2009 10:23:00 MDT

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County Fair 08

dleland4398 — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:19:00 MDT

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Shop cat Seedy Palmer under the open car

Tux Cat under Car Panama City Republic of Panama

kh2hb-guam — Thu, 9 Dec 2010 18:44:00 MST

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Oreo the Tux Cat Punta Gorda Florida

Oliver is under my car before work today This cat is so weird

fullfigureandcurvylady — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:37:00 MDT

Oliver is under my car before work today This cat is so weird - 577667_273642422725966_1098059450_n.jpg

Oliver is under my car before work today This cat is so weird

fullfigureandcurvylady — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:37:00 MDT

Oliver is under my car before work today This cat is so weird - 543236_273642579392617_803247734_n.jpg

Newborn fawn

CitizenOfZozo — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:00:00 MDT

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Taking refuge under my brother's old car It was walking already but it wasn't much bigger than the cat

Under a Car

frank_fai — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:24:00 MDT

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They like a Stray Cat But i can't see any Cat here nThat's why they can stay on the ground peacefully not like at Malaysia

Y-pipe meets CAT

Frogman172 — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:02:00 MDT

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This photo is under the car It shows another view where the Y-pipe meets the CAT

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lbj1996 — Sat, 8 Aug 2009 11:01:00 MDT

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This is me and my new cat Bella We found her under the hood of my mom's car She is the cutest shes only at least six or seven weeks old

10+ CAT FRENZY FOR FOOD

paulpanton — Sat, 6 Jun 2009 12:52:00 MDT

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Here are 10 of the cats eating in the late afternoon at the front of my house probably a couple are not seen under the car taken Dec 29 2008

Tommy

echodog — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:27:00 MDT

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My orange Tabby Thomas tommy for short I rescued him we found him in an alley he was in good health but his tail was stuck under a car tire i managed to get it out and i took him home and we got to keep him he is my cat

Front Pre CAT

Frogman172 — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:02:00 MDT

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Photo taken from under the car showing the front Pre CAT I wanted to show you where you need to work to remove the bolts

Rear Pre CAT

Frogman172 — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:02:00 MDT

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I took this picture to show you not only the rear CAT but to show you something else Note how the top of the CAT is rounded Almost like a bee hive This shape is going to be a problem when tightening up the bolts You have to get your socket on there and work around the bend in the CAT as well as the work around the heat shield Then you have to have some long extensions to work around the frame and other engine parts This photo is taken from under the car looking up

Front Pre CAT

Frogman172 — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:02:00 MDT

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This picture was take from under the car Take note of the stainless steel bolt on the left You will be using two of them to install this CAT It takes the place of the studs on the OEM CAT he other four bolts are more goldish in color

Front OEM Pre CAT

Frogman172 — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:02:00 MDT

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This photo was taken from under the car by the right front headlight Pictured is the front OEM Pre CAT with the heat shield No reason to take off that heat shield its attached to the old CAT and you wont need it

After something like 70km drive )

Camino79 — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:42:00 MDT

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So I finally got so called puuhalaput which means that I was temporarily allowed to drive my car after being under-construction for over 6 years and it felt GOOD Chassis was better than I expected and it was just pure pleasure to drive it D

My cute kitties

Xx_Shadowstar_xX — Sat, 5 Dec 2009 18:52:00 MST

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Boo(right)is a very energetic catWhen we first got to are home we bought him at the ASPCAWhen we first bought him he would hide in the bedIf u called Boo then he would come out DC(left) Was actually a strayWe found him hiding under carsWhen my mom saw him she offered him some cat foodHe came out from under the car and ateAfter that he would come to our door for foodMy mom felt bad for him cause it was almost winterSo my mom let him inside our houseOne night my dad was playing the computerDC decide to jump on the computerMy dad got madSo then he picked up DC and Dc got my dad in one of the blood veinsI was scaredSo then we called the fire departmentAfter that dad was fineDC got his name by Demon catwe abreviated it

91 lx

lurgee29 — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 07:16:00 MDT

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kN 73MMCL gt40 INTAKE(LOOKS COOL IN PICK HUH) EDLBROCK aluminm heads w202 valves 24lb injectors STOCK SHORT BLOCKfact spec cam n all stock clutch and transmission aluminum driveshaft wsafety loop and frame connectors ford motorsport unequal length shorty headers off rd H-pipe w MAC cat back auburn 355 just 28 spline This car had a full 6 point cage(can see in pic) with MH Harness Previous owner was honest with me even said himself didn't know how tranny was lasting(Said he launched at 4500 rpm) He gave me the slicks with the car and a time slip with them 118116 Maple Grove Raceway Suspension was bone stock Just sway bar removal I never ran slicks this was my daily driver so I gave em awayI ran consistantly in the 125-129 range at 113-115 Alot of people under the age of 28 or so(because they were too young to know what was going onwhat these cars wereare and their place in history and alot of people over 50-55 today they missed out on the whole happening of the return of the muscle car cause they were still stuck on Chevy's cause thats what they grew up on it was all they knew for the first performance car war was won by the general hands down Notice I said alot of 50-55 yr old people some people say they like performance cars and some actually like performance CARS not caring who builds it Some people are just narrow minded not my step-father Wayne Thanks Wayne for showing me the way for driving chevys throughout your youth and into your thirties until you brought home this car that sounded badass It sounded that way because it had a true dual exhaust(GM no) headers from the factory(GM manifolds) a true posi rear(GM no and weak 75 rear at that) a roller camshaft(GM no) v8 torque in a light car the pony car(GM no was 3-4 pounds heavier Yeah it had a 350 for torque but it only came with the no fun n feminine Automatic What a fun time if I could only go backwell at least hey gimme that auto trader we're goin shoppin for a FOX MITCH

Hummer H2 Bomber

tektrek — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:01:00 MDT

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If youre looking to boost the off-road capabilities of the already pretty capable Hummer H2 then look no further than the Hummer H2 Bomber This customized vehicle from Germanys Geiger Cars replaces the H2s regular 85 x 20 rims and 30560 tires with Mattracks 88M1-A1 rubber tracks on each wheel These massive structures 40cm wide and 150cm long guarantee unrivaled traction on virtually any terrain nGeiger Cars creator of the festive-themed Christmas Hummer H2 (http:wwwgizmagcomgo6572) says its H2 Bomber can handle even extreme gradients without breaking a sweat thanks to its powerful 62-liter V8 engine under the hood that has been upgraded to produce 398bhp at 5700rpm and 574Nm of torque at 4300rpm - up from 329bhp at 5200rpm and 494Nm when it rolled off the production line This outdoes the Mattracks-sporting Subaru WRX STI (http:wwwgizmagcomworlds-fastest-cat-track-car-subaru-trax13266) we came across late last year and is a darn sight more attractive than the strap-on tank (http:wwwgizmagcomrussian-strap-on-tank14194)effort from a Russian inventor nThe customization doesnt stop where the rubber meets the road either The H2 Bomber is finished in matte silver with a sunroof and extra headlights mounted on the roof while the interior is kitted out with a Kenwood DVD drive roof monitor with headphones and a rear-view camera including a monitor in the rear-view mirror The vehicle can also be fitted with an LPG autogas system and a 155L fuel tank nGeiger Cars (http:wwwgeigercarsde) hasnt announced what the H2 Bomber will cost but with the announcement in February that the Hummer brand would be shut down there probably wont be too many of these hitting the snow-covered road They could very well become a collector's item nSource: http:wwwgizmagcomgeiger-cars-hummer-h2-bomber14645

2007 Peterbilt 379EXHD 2

FarmBoyTator — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 09:57:00 MST

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LEGACY EDITION 243 of 1000 Custom spec'd by Clint (This is one of a very few Legacy's that I know the future won't forget) Very Eye catching unpublished Green Jet Black factory 2 color paint scheme factory 310 wb with a 10' insert Holland Nolube 5th wheel set at -12 Car hauler front axle with the front end lowered at bagged and slammed by 12 ga customs horton roller busings DSP41 rears ATC X30 drums ondrives Factory 550 Cat big alt 4 batteries high mount fuel filter silicone heater hoses dual SS breahers powdercoated balck with Custom aircleaner strapless brackets lights RTLO18918B with SPL250 HD driveline 2050torque EZ pedal clutch chrome gear stick remote lubes all alum airanks including extra one factory mounted train horn valve wire braid hoses on ster axle Round hole alum wheels dual alum painted fuel tanks painted air tanks with wide bands fuel cooler battery boxes moved forward at the factory to clear aftermarket exhaust dual 8Rod Pickett pipes Smoothe alum battery boxes strapless and with custom billet alum step plates with green painted in the grooves Boltless bumper that has a 12 ga flip kit Platinum Grey interior with Black Legacy Edition Highback Seats Driver's side is LOW RIDE and moved back on a plate Thermal insulation package back window All inside trim is painted Green including stering wheel air filter for slp AC unit dual SS moto mirrors with the all the bracketys painted green CB antanna on the back of the sleeper dual door stops drivers door 5 even spaced painted bullett lights Painted Bad Bowtie drop visor JJ brackets with double 359 headlights with crystal bulbs-rewired with relays pained body drop panels painted front steps SHOX box with 4 clear LED lights Smoothe alum flush deck plate front to back including rear trunk painted 359 center strip down the center of hood front hubs are painted green with Chrome stemco front hub caps window trim front and back painted small Pete log blank grill with 1 piece ring WTI double hump fenders with under brackets This truck was ordered and accessorized for a specail 1 driver of a small fleet and was revealed at the Louisville show in 2007 shortly after the show driver quit and company choose another driver wich has care for nicely til he recently quit instead of trying to find a special guy to drive he decided to put it up for sale I know a lot of people have seen this one and if you wished it could be yours nows your chance to own a part of LEGACY History This one's not for the faint at heart so take a nitro bill and give us a call

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ihrtu13 — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:21:00 MDT

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475 things to do when you're bored Wax the ceiling Rearrange political campaign signs Sharpen your teeth Play Houdini with one of your siblings Braid your dog's hair Clean and polish your belly button Water your dogsee if he grows Wash a tree Knight yourself Name your child Edsel Scare Stephen King Give your cat a mohawk Purr Mow your carpet Play Pat Boone records backwards Vacuum your lawn Sleep on a bed of nails DON'T toss and turn Boil ice cream Run around in squares Think of quadruple entendres Speak in acronyms Have your pillow X-rayed Drink straight shotsof water Calmly have a nervous breakdown Give your goldfish a perm Fly a brick Play tagon West 35th Street Exorcise a ghost Exercise a ghost Be blue Be red But don't be orange Plant a shoe Sweat Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil Turn Write a letter to Plato Mail it Take your sofa for a walk Start Stop Dial 911 and breathe heavily Go to a funeraltell jokes Play the pianowith mittens on Scheme Sit Stay Water your family room Cause a power failure Roll over Play dead Find a witch Burn her Donate your brother's body to science Ask why n n- n nWriggle Regress Sleepwalk without sleeping Try to join Hell's Angels by mail Wonder Be a square root Ask stupid questions Weld your car doors shut Spew Vacation at Three-Mile Island Surf Ohio Teach your pet rock to play dead Go bowling for small game Be a monkfor a day Wear a sweatband to your wedding Staple Run away Intimidate a piece of chalk Abuse the plumbing Bend a florescent light Bend a brick Annoy total strangers Let the best man win Believe in Santa Claus Throw marshmallows against the wall Hold an ice cube as long as possible Adopt strange mannerisms Blow up a balloon until it pops Sing soft and sweet and clear Sing loud and sour and gravely Open everything Balance a pencil on your nose Pour milk in your shoes Write graffiti under the rug Embarrass yourself Grind your teeth Chew ice Count your belly button Sit in a row Stack crumbs Gesture Save your toenail clippings Make a pass at your blender Punt Make up words that start with X Make oatmeal in the bathtub Search for the Lost Chord Chew on a sofa cushion Sing a duet Balance a pillow on your head Hold your breath Faint Stretch Flash your mailman Teach your TA English Learn to speak Farsi Swear in Russian Use an eraser until it goes away n n- n nDisassemble your car Put it together inside out Record your walls Interview your feet Make a list of your favorite fungi Sell formaldehyde Repeat Ad lib Fade File your teeth - Whine Rake your carpet Re-elect Richard Nixon Critique Three's Company Listen to a painting Play with matches Buff your cat Race ferrets Paint your houseDay-Glow Orange Have a formal dinner at White Castle Read Homer in the original Greek Learn Greek Change your mind Change it back Watch the sunsee if it moves Build a pyramid Stand on your head Stand on someone else's head Spit shine your Nikes See how long you can stay awake See how long you can sleep Paint your teeth Wear a salad Speak with a forked tongue Paint stripes on a lake Ski Kansas Sleep in freefall Kill a Joule Test thin icewith a pogo stick Apply for a unicorn hunting license Do a good job Crawl Invite the Mansons over for dinner Paint your windows Watch a watch until it stops Flash your goldfish Paint Flirt with an evergreen Smile Rotate your gardendaily Paint a smile Shoot a fire hydrant Apologize to it Pretend you're blind Annoy yourself Get mad at yourself Stop speaking to yourself Be a side effect Ride a bicycleup Mt McKinley n n- n nDuck Redecorateyour garage Develop a complex Join the Armybe someone simple Try harder Hit the deck Put leg-warmers on your furniture Cut the deck Crumple Translate Shakespeare into English Skydive to church Cheer up a potato Do aerobic exercisesin your head Play cards with your swimming pool Pinstripe your driveway Play Kick the Fire Hydrant Harness chipmunk power Build a house with ice cubes Call London for a cab Mug a stop sign Change your namedaily Go for a walk in your attic Challenge your neighbor to a duel Build a house out of toothpicks Howl Wear a lampshade on your head Memorize the dictionary Stomp grapes in the bathtub Find a bug and chase it Make yourself a pair of wings Be immobile Dance 'til you drop Check under chairs for chewing gum Squish a loaf of bread Moo Bounce a potato Outmaneuver your shadow Climb the walls Appreciate everything Challenge yourself to a duel Make napalm Tattoo your dresser Watch a bowling ball Buy some diapers Eat everything Begin Pour milk in the sink Make cottage cheese Tie-dye your sheets Carpet your ceiling Hold your earlobes Fold your earlobes Flap Squawk Read tea leaves Analyze the Koran Be Buddha Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize n n- n nPlug in the cat Turn on everything Drop pebbles down the chimney Turn off your neighbor Kill a plant Buy a 1931 Almanac Memorize the weather section Think lewd thoughts about yourself Blow bubbles Send chills down your spine Peel grapes Make paper from the skins Bloat Catch them with your radiator Get run over by a train of thought Make up famous sayings Bite your pinkie - Get your dog braces Shave a shrub Have a proton fight Watch a car rust Quiver Rotate your carpet Learn to typewith your toes Set up your Christmas tree in April Be someone special Buy the Brooklyn Bridge Mail it to a friend Go back to square one Factor your social security number Take the fifth Memorize a series of random numbers Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages Join the Foreign Legion Learn Sanskrit Existexistentially of course Print counterfeit Confederate money Kick a cabbage Take a picture Put it back Sandpaper a mushroom Play solitairefor cash Abuse your patio furniture Run for Pope Count to a millionfast Make a schematic drawingof a rock Commit seppukuwith a paper knife Revert Think shallow thoughts Starch your shoes Polish your Calvin's Contemplate a cockroach Get a dog to chase your car Let him catch it Investigate the Czar Form a political party Climb a sidewalk Have a political party Get diagonalwith a good friend n n- n nRide a loaf of bread Sharpen a carrot Interrogate a gerbil Go bow hunting for Toyotas Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids Jump back Play to lose Scalp a street light Have your car paintedplaid Read a tomato Sharpen your sleeping skills Watch a game showtake notes Put out a fire If you can't find a fire make one Interview a cloud Play tiddlywinksgo for blood Play basketballin a minefield Don't talk to things Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling Have your cat bronzed Have your gerbil gilded Write books about writing books Create random equations Mispell words Tell your feet a joke Throw a tomato into a fan Sing the ABC song backwards Pretend you're a dog Dial-a-prayer and argue with it Grease the doorknobs String up a room Stack furniture Relive fond memories Tie your shoelaces together Gargle Count your teeth with your tongue Decay Find your half-life Design a better toilet seat Shred a newspaper Have a headache Scratch Sniff Hatch an egg Play air guitar Act profound Spill Spell Stare Truncate Slouch Develop hearing problems Put your feet behind your head Tie bows in everything Hold your hand Watch the minute hand move Grow your fingernails Pretend you're a telephone n n- n nRing Radiate Skip Play hopscotchwith real scotch Clock the velocity of your REMs Put your shoes on the opposite feet Cross your toes Roll your tongue Crystallize Baby oil the floor Hide Attack innocent bunnies Declare war Destroy a tree Hide the scrabble bag Seduce your stick shift Wink Memorize the periodic table Mummify Pretend you're a roadie Buy a Ginsu knife Collect electrons Correct typos that aren't there Polish your neckuse Pledge Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending Listen for non-satanic messages (ie Drink milk) Dress like Motley Cruesurprise your grandmother Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before Walk on waterbut don't get caught Confess to a crimethat didn't happen Be in the wrong place at the right time Plot the overthrow of your local School Board Request covert assistance from the CIA Discover the source of the Mississippi Search for buried treasurein Nebraska Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes Preach the philosophy of MarxGroucho that is Drink as much prune juice as you can Write a book about your previous life Serve ping-pong ballsas hors d'oeuvres Jump up and downon your alarm clock Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins Sterilize your stereowith Jack Daniels Carve you and your girlfriend's initialsin a marshmallow Drive the speed limitin your garage Sing the national anthemduring your calculus final Wear a three-piece suitin a sauna Pay off the national debtwith a bad check Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people Give yourself a herniafor Christmas n n- Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes - Recite romantic poetryto your toaster - See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement - Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English - Write to your congressmen senators President etc to tell them what a good - job they're doingOn April 1st - Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor - Take apart all your major kitchen appliancesmix and match them - Turn your TV picture tube upside down - Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy - Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets - Carry a tunedrop it see if it breaks - Be planarbut don't tell your parents - Play hockey with your little cousinas the puck - Make a deal with the devilbut keep your fingers crossed - Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed - Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese - Debate politics with a fern - See how small you can scrunch your face - Sell firewood door to doorin Atlantis - Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization) - Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation - Raise professional certified racing turnips - Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation - Lead an aerobics classfor patients of the ICU - Go to a drive-in movie in a tank - Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway - Send President Reagan an alarm clockwind it up first - Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch - Send your goldfish to obedience school - Free the oppressed toasters of America - Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing - Give your cat a suntanin the microwave - Park your carwith a friend - Park your carwith a group of friends - Frame your first statement of bankruptcy - Place it on the wall of your office - Solve the population problem (x2 + y2 populationsolve for x) - Contribute to the population problem - Wear a T-shirt that says I'll walk on you to see The Who and a peace sign - Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor - Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife - Get Ronco and K-tel to mergethey sell the same stuff anyway - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night - Play with anything that looks interesting - Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first - See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water - Try to ignite waterthe Mississippi might work - Draw Venn diagramsscrew them up - State fallacies as fact (like peanuts grow on bushes) - Visit the Architecture buildingloudly criticize its design - Make a schematic drawingof a rock - Wallpaper your laundry roomwith pages from books you don't like - See if diamonds really do cut glasson everything in your neighbor's house - Tenderize your tonguechew on it for a while - See how long you can stare at a fluorescent lighttry green - Bronze your sister's turtle - See how long it takes for her to notice n n- See what she does when she notices - Bronze your sister- If you lose stop watering it and try again - Increase your territorial holdings by force - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat - Boldly go where no man has gone before - Be a threat to the American way of life - Do research into the cause of World War III - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life - Re-establish the Roman Empirein Pittsburgh -Actually read this