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WalKnDudeJanuary 17 2008White House Goes On Offensive Against JesusFiled under 2008 746 Election IMPEACHMENT Kucinich Politics THE FEDERAL CORPORATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA USA United States of America WalKnDude afganistanwarcom dual citizen free impeach internet israel itshappengingcom media news personal press reform regis spectrum television tv wireless walkndude 741 am Edit ThisTags White House Goes On Offensive Against Jesus Impeach WalWhite House Goes On Offensive Against JesusMarch 30 2004Satire by Daniel WelchWashington DC The White House still reeling from this weekssurprise return of Jesus Christ and His condemnation of the Bushadministrations war in Iraq has gone on the offensiveAn administration aide admitted to growing White House frustrationthat staffers had been caught napping not only by Mr Christsunexpected return which the aide likened to a thief in the nightbut especially by His strongly worded condemnation of Bushs foreignpolicy After all stated the staff member on condition ofanonymity weve been working since day one to bring aboutArmageddon specifically to hasten the Lords return Then He doesthis Ive got to question both His loyalty and His timingIn a blitz of morning show appearances yesterday administrationofficials sought to cast doubt on the saviors credibility as wellas His motivationsNational security advisor Condoleezza Rice stated on NBCs Today Showthat the King of Kings Never gave us a plan to follow really Wewould have welcomed his input but He was apparently too busyconverting water into wineRices statements appeared to contradict those of Deputy Secretary ofState Richard Armitage Appearing on CNN Armitage stated that TheRedeemer had presented the administration with a lengthy plantitled Revelations that President Bush has endeavored mightily tofollow The President has been diligent about this despite the factthat Yahweh doesnt exactly write the most clear or concise memo Iveever seenAppearing on conservative radio host Rush Limbaughs program VicePresident Dick Cheney questioned the Everlasting Lights credibilityin His scathing critique of the Iraq war Frankly He was out of theloop I mean wheres He been for the past 2000 years Cheneyasked And now He suddenly makes Himself manifest in an electionyearFox News released a transcript purporting to show four differentversions of the Messiahs story Former Republican governor JamesThompson referred to Foxs story stating Matthew Mark Luke orJohn At least three of these are lies Thompson added Im fromthe MidwestIn a hastily called press briefing White House press secretary ScottMcClellan sought to reassure the GOPs large Christian constituencythat Bush still revered the Son of God The President knows Him on afirst name basis McClellan said He considers the day that he metChrist to be the most memorable event of his lifeWhen asked by Helen Thomas as to exactly when and where Bush metChrist McClellan stated The President doesnt remember such ameeting taking place But it wasnt in the situation room I can tellyou that Despite what He said Jehovah has no witnesses Thomasappeared doubtfulPerhaps the harshest words were reserved for The Lamb Of God bySenate Majority Leader Bill Frist RTN Taking the Senate floorFrist waved about a copy of the Bible accusing The Way The Truth The Light of perjury First He says Hes the Son of God Then Hesays hes not only Gods son Hes also God Himself Then he bringsup this Holy Ghost business Its weird outer space stuffFrist also questioned Christs motivation for returning to Earth tocriticize the Iraq war First you have this Passion movie Now thebook Its shameful and Self servingChrist was later questioned about the film by reporters as He stoodoutside Pat Robertsons Virginia Beach studios in an ultimatelyfutile attempt to appear on The 700 Club Ive never met with MelGibson nor do I ever intend to sayeth the Lord I dontappreciate his antisemitismlink unknown cut hereFAIR USE NOTICE This may contain copyrighted material 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